A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack, was cornered by an over-zealous evangelist.
After listening politely for over a half-hour on how his sins caused his heart attack, and how thankful he should be to have been spared, and how he should repent at once, he was asked if all his sins had flashed before his eyes during the heart attack.
The tired patient responded sarcastically, "Don't be ridiculous, the attack lasted only 6 hours!"
