: Irish Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn<u1>'</u1>t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor,<u1></u1><u1></u1> I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don<u1>'</u1>t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem.<u1></u1>

<u1></u1>Trust me, it will do the job<u1></u1>, said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

<u1></u1>1, 2, 3, 4, 5,<u1></u1> at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.<o></o>