Two men were in a public facility in Salisbury England, using adjacent urinals.
"Lovely weather we're having."
... "Quite so. Reminds me of Australia."
"I say! You've been to Australia?"
... "I'm from Brisbane, actually."
"Would you happen to be Jewish?"
... "Yes, I am Jewish."
"And, by any chance, were you circumcised by Rabbi Goldberg?"
... "Blimey! I was. How did you know that?"
"Well, he's cross-eyed, and you're peeing on my leg."
Joe
