Kevin The Chicken

Alan is a poultry farmer. He has thousands of pullets and
dozens of roosters to fertilise the eggs.

Naturally, Allan kept performance statistics of his birds and
any that were'nt performing were culled. This was easy
with the pullets but trying to monitor the performance of
the roosters was very time consuming so he hit on the
idea of putting tiny bells on them. He could now sit on his
veranda and check if the roosters were working.

Allan's best performing rooster was named Kevin but one
day, Allan noticed Kevin's bell wasn't ringing so he went to
investigate. He noticed the other roosters were chasing
pullets with their bells ringing but to his amazement, Kevin
was carrying his bell in his beak so it would't ring and he
could sneak up on the pullets, do his job and move on to
the next one.

Allan was so proud of Kevin, he entered him in the Brisbane
Ekka and overnight, Kevin became a sensation amongst
the judges. They awarded him the NO BELL PIECE
PRIZE and the PULLET SURPRISE as well.

Clearly, Kevin was a politician in the making. Who else but
a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly
coveted awards on earth by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying
attention.

Do you know a pullitician called Kevin?

I will have to check on those details Barry
... to see if you were "politically correct".:D

Allan

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