bil and jackie

a wealthy farmer (bil) had an old car that he and his right hand (jackie) used to travel between is many propertys. it was not a verry reliable car and would conc out every so often and bil would make jackie get out and crank it.

bil well known for being a little tight, "wouldnt shout if he was bitten by a shark" i think is what the locas say, final decided to fork out for a plane.

on its maide voyage he shouted to jackie "wanna come for a ride" and the voice cam back from behind the shed " no bloudy fear boss, you make me get out and crank her"