Barry's return from the pub
Barry had been to his local pub and overimbibed.
When approaching his pathway returning home he
slipped and cut his backside in a few places.
He went inside to the bathroom, found the band aids
and immediately covered his bloodied wounds.
The next morning his wife said, "You were drunk last
night". Of course Barry refuted her claims and asked,
"How do you know that?"
She replied, "Because there are band aids stuck all
over the mirror in the bathroom".
Allan
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