Aussie Words

The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to
take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing
only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition .....

billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.

flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual
activity.

yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it
comes to handling himself in the scrub.

crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.