Hurry Up!

A Allan and his wife interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a
big hurry," the wife said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as
possible, and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous
woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

The wife turned to Allan and said, "Show him your sore tooth, dear."

When I told her about a "sore tooth" I was
really talking about "saw tooth" sharpening.

Allan

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