Friday special

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman
enters Kmart with her two scrubby looking
sons. She is dressed like a slob and continuously
screams obscenities at them as they are
misbehaving.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and
welcome to Kmart. Nice children you have there,
are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped screaming long enough
to snarl, "Of course they're not twins you idiot.
One is ten and the other is seven. Why the hell
would you think they could be twins - they don't
even look alike. Do you really think they are twins?"

"Absolutely not", replied the greeter, "But I just
couldn't believe anyone would want to make love
to you twice".

Allan

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