BEFORE MARRIAGE
John: Ah! At last I can hardly wait.
Jane: Do you want me to leave.
John: NO! Dont even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course. "Always have and always will"
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: NO! Why are you ever asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get.
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell NO! Are you crazy?
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes.
Jane: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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