Dining Out

A man recently entered his favourite restaurant and while sitting at
> his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a
> nearby table. He called over the waiter and asked for a bottle of Merlot
> to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
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> The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it to the woman, ndicating
> "This is from the gentleman over there". She looks at the wine and sends
> a note over to him, the note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you
> need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
> and seven inches in your pants."
>
> After reading her note, he chuckled, and sent a note of his own back to
> her, his note read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari
> Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage. I have
> twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But not even for a woman as
> beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle
> back."
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