Naughty Little Rodgera

A grade 5 teacher asked the children to make up
rhymes using their names.

First up was Dan, an adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, if I can, if I can.

Very good said the teacher. Now Sadie, it's your turn.

My name is Sadie,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sadie said the teacher but you may
change your mind.

Next up was that little bugger Rodgera. He was the
naughty one in the class.

My name is Rodgera,
When I grow up to be man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I'm gonna help Sadie with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.