They Could Still Remember....

A well known elderly woodie met a lady of similar age at a
singles club and they discovered over time that they
enjoyed each other's company.

After meeting several times for coffee, he asked her out
to dinner. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the
most romantic restaurant in Munruben.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-
dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and age being
no inhibitor, she soon joined him for a most enjoyable
roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments
they shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts
.....he was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have
been gentler." She was thinking, "If I'd known he could
still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."