One of my fellow woodies, who shall remain
nameless, went to his doctor stating that his
performance in bed was failing.
The doctor stated, "There will be no further
problems - there is a new pill called Viagra".
Three months later the man met the doctor in
the street where the man told him, "This drug
is a miracle, absolutely wonderful".
The doctor was quite happy about this and
said, "And what does your wife think about it?"
The man replied, "I dunno. I haven't been home
yet" as he displayed a happy smile on his face.
Allan
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You can't teach an old mouse new tricks.