Irish pub

Barry went into an Irish pub and before long
was listening to two Irishmen having a
conversation.

First one asked, "Where were you born?"
The other replied, "In Tipperary".
First one: "You would not believe it .. so was I"

First one: "What hospital?"
The other: "St. Agnes Public hospital"
First one: "You are kidding me ... so was I".

First one: "How old are you?"
The other: "I am forty-two".
First one: "Unbelievable, me too".

First one: "What is your date of birth?"
The other: "Tenth of February, 1966".
First one: "Begorrah, this is spooky ... me too".

At this stage Barry said to the barman, "What's
going on with these two blokes?"

The barman replied, "Oh, it's the O'Reilly twins
they are half whacked again".

Allan

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