Eating habits

John saw the doctor at the Munruben
Medical Clinic.

He had a half-eaten carrot in one ear,
a cucumber in the other and two peas
stuck up each nostril. He said he was
not feeling well.

The doctor told him that it was because
he was not eating properly.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

:D :2tsup:
just sprayed a mouthfull of beer over the monitor

:? does that mean I'm not drinking properly

Is that the same John who called me out the other week?
I turned up at his house and he was sitting in the kitchen with jelly stuck in his right ear and cake jammed in his left ear.

When I asked him to describe his symptoms, not once but several times because he kept asking me to speak a little louder............cause he said he was trifle deaf.:doh:

Both excellent.

prozac

ps; Was my thread removed (Pub Rescue - I did not think it offensive) or was I just not clever enough posting it?

G'day Prozac,
it's in open slather, now.
ps.....I'm never gonna lick my card again, when it won't read properly.

I think I'll chew this thread over.

I must admit I thought I was in a bit of a stew.

that's a bit better'n a salad sandwich