Barry visited his doctor and said,
"Every time I touch my nose it hurts".
He followed this up by saying, "Not only
that but every time I touch my shoulder
like this it hurts".
The doctor looked puzzled when Barry
said, "And every time I touch my knee
it hurts".
After a short examination the doctor
remarked, "It's ok Barry, you have a
broken finger".
Allan
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