Barry the salesman

Barry started his new job as a vacuum
cleaner salesman.

He confidently strode to the front door of
a home where a lady answered the door.

He threw a bucket of dirt on her carpet
and then announced who he was and what
a great vacuum cleaner he had for sale.

He stated that if his vacuum cleaner could
not pick it all up within one minute he
would personally get down and eat the dirt.

The woman replied, "Our electricity has been
turned off for a week. Would you like some
pepper and salt for a bit of taste?"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.