My next door neighbour rang his doctor and
said, "Can you come here quickly, my wife is
having an appendicitis attack?"
The doctor replied, "That is not possible. I do
remember removing your wife's appendix only
last year. I have never heard of anyone with
a second set of appendix".
My neighbour replied, "Well perhaps not, but
have you ever heard of anyone having a
second wife?"
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
