Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?
He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
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Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?
He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
Wooden that wreck a marriage.:2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
Been trying to think of a joke about her but I'm stumped
Wonder if Paul ever thought of giving her a hot foot
risqué...
After the divorce settlement for his second marriage:
Radio announcer 1: "So, do you think Sir Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"
Radio announcer 2: "Unlikely, and her name is Heather so use it."