2003 in review

THE YEAR'S BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES!
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> > TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
> > SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
> > POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
> > IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
> > IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS
> > PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
> > PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
> > TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
> > MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
> > JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
> > WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
> > IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY. IT MAY LAST AWHILE
> > COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
> > COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
> > RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
> > MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
> > NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
> > ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
> > CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
> > KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
> > CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY
> > LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
> > HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
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