Seat chatter

A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport, and taking his seat as
he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
aircraft.

He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and
bingo!
she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation,
he blurted out, "Business trip or holiday?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm
going
to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ."

The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"

"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed, when, in fact, it's
the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it
is
the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential
lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry", she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I
don't even know your name!"

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos ... but my friends
call me Paddy."

Ahh well! - Mr. International is it? :?
You know - the bloke with Roman hands and Russian fingers :o

Good one Mate.:2tsup:

Wonder if this will get moved. :) Good one Ray