Incredible Memory

Three woodies were having a quiet drink and got
around to arguing about who could remember back
the furthest.

The 1st woodie said he could remember sitting in
his high chair being fed by his mother.

The 2nd woodie claimed he could remember his
mother breast feeding him.

Allan thought for a while and said, "I can beat
the pair of you. I can remember going to the
butcher's picnic with Dad and coming home with
Mum."

I was waiting to see if there was a
snag involved somewhere.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.