A hunting we will go.

Barry and Allan decide to go hunting. they come accross a property which looked promising. Allan went to the farmhouse and asked the old farmer if he would allow him and his mate to do a bit of shooting on his property.
The old guy was agreeable but asked Allan if he would do him a favour. "My old donkey over by the gate there is very sick and is not going to get well again. Would you be so kind as to shoot him for me and put him out of his misery. I haven't got the heart to do it myself." Allan agreed to do the job for the old farmer.
He went back to the car where Barry was waiting and decided to play a joke on Barry "The old goat wouldnt let us hunt on his property so I am going to pay him back. watch this. I will shoot his donkey over there by the gate." And no sooner said than done. Allan aimed his gun at the old donkey and shot it dead. Almost at the same time, two more shots rang out.






I got one of his cows and one of his pigs too said Barry.