Barry went to his chemist and complained of
being constipated.
The chemist asked where he lived and Barry
told him. The chemist put some pink powder in
a container.
The chemist then asked, "How do you travel
from here to home?" and Barry replied, "Train".
The chemist added a little more pink powder to
the container.
The chemist asked, "How long does it take to
travel on the train and get to your house?"
Barry gave him the details.
The chemist added more pink powder and told
him to swallow it all right away and head for home.
The next day the Chemist saw Barry and asked him
how the pink powder worked.
Barry replied, "You forgot to allow for the fifteen
yards between my front gate and the toilet".
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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