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Alan was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a
beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known
primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.
He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
Marlene replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
Sorry, must have been another Allan.
My wife doesn't talk to me until after I have
brought the daily paper in off the front lawn.
This is usually about 4.00pm.
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
Another dud joke..:(
You should have been a dentist BrickieQuote:
Originally Posted by Brickie
- you are always looking down in the mouth.
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
Not so, I am always looking for a laugh, the so called joke section just aint funny unless you are 10 years old.:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan