Crook back

The couple were making love in the back seat
of a BMW when suddenly the man's back
seized up.

Ambulance staff and firemen attended where
they used the jaws of life and other tools to
cut the top off the car to extricate the man.

The woman was sobbing uncontrollably so a
fireman assured her the man would be ok.

The woman replied, "To Hell with him. How
do I explain to my husband what's happened
to his car".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

many Mini lovers had to be rescued at drive-ins getting their feet stuck in the front parcel shelf
or through the steering wheel

worst case I recall was a foot through side window while it was still closed