Don't Argue with Children!
Don't Argue with Children!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated
that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how
totreat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy
(the ldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two
boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed
on the bottom."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grownup and say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small
voice at the back of the room said "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little
fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty"
