Two boys at the Zoo

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2nd March 2008, 05:49 PM
Rodgera

Two boys at the Zoo

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Mum is an accountant. What does your Mum do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Mummy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.:no:
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy. :doh:
2nd March 2008, 06:00 PM
Barry Hicks

98% of lawyers get the rest a bad name.
2nd March 2008, 08:53 PM
Allan at Wallan

Why are lawyers buried twice as deep as
anyone else.

Because deep down they are ok.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
2nd March 2008, 10:18 PM
Ashore

Why do they prefer lawyers to white rats for lab experiments
They breed quicker
and the lab assistants dont get fond of them

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