Fancy Dress

The local Woodies Group decided on a fancy dress theme for their annual get-together. On the day, Jack came dressed as a plane, Stanley</ST1:p</ST1:C represented a chisel, and Vic and Mark combined to appear as a wood lathe. Along with the ‘tools’, there were the usual costumes, pirates, witches, etc.

John caused a bit of a stir when he turned up dressed completely in brown, carrying a girl on his back, also dressed in brown. “What are you meant to be?” he was asked. “I’m a snail,” John replied. “You look nothing like a snail, and who’s the girl on your back?” “That’s Michelle,” said John.

Good one Outbackrr sometimes you have to explain these kind of jokes. Bit slow some of 'em.:)

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