Big Richard

The doctor was doing his rounds at the hospital when
he saw a nurse sobbing. She said, "Big Richard is dead".
The doctor replied, "Oh well, we all go sometime".

Then the doctor saw the matron crying. She said,
"Big Richard is dead" and he consoled her.

The doctor then had a look at the body of Big Richard
and was amazed at the size of his "equipment". The
doctor decided to amputate the "item" and have it
transplanted on himself the next day. So he took out
his trusty scalpel and gained the "part" then wrapped
it in newspaper and took it home and placed it in the
refrigerator for the next day.

Later that evening he found his wife crying and asked
"What's the matter". She replied, "Big Richard is dead".

The doctor asked, "How did you know that".
She replied, "I recognised him in the paper".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.