A True Queenslander.

A TRUE QUEENSLANDER

The General Managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a Tooheys New.'
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, 'I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.'
The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.'
The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll have a Diet Coke.'

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I.'