Another daughter story

A true story.

Back in the 1960's my wife was expecting our third child and was on the way to the maternity clinic by bus together with another one of our daughters below school age.

My daughter said to her mum quite loudly which all the occupants of the bus heard , "is that lady expecting a baby as well" and she wasn't.

oh ah! :)

The Minister for the Dark Arts had a visit from the nursing mother's association advisor. She asked the advisor when her baby was due.

"Six months ago" was the stern reply :)