Drunk at the pub

Barry went into his local pub and ordered five pots
where he quickly scoffed them down.

Then he came back to the bar and ordered four pots
and made short work of them.

Shortly afterwards he came back and ordered three
and once again drank them.

Then he made another return to the bar and ordered
only two and quickly drank them.

Finally he approached the barman and asked for just
one pot. The barman enquired as to why he was now
down to just one drink.

Barry replied, "I cant understand it. It seems the less
I drink the more drunk I feel".

Allan

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