Pearls of Wisdom

How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:

Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine. :sigh:

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine. :sigh:

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Or as we used to say about the place I worked.
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys"

Denn

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys

Allan

If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters

you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines:D:D

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

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Originally Posted by Barry Hicks

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

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Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids

Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.

You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.

The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below

My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."

So where do all the vultures come from?

How about:

"It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
marauding crocodiles".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.