Brown bread

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3rd January 2008, 07:10 PM
Allan at Wallan

Brown bread

An old bloke in his nineties is to marry a sixteen year
old and he approached his doctor for advice. The doctor
recommended that he eat plenty of brown bread.
So he went to his baker and asked for 30 loaves and
the baker asked, "When do you need them for?"
The old bloke replied, "Today".
The baker said, "Good Lord, it will be as hard as a
rock by Saturday".
The old bloke replied, "Yippee".

Allan

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