Sick, sick joke

A Chinese man was just finishing up work in his restaurant
when a rat came through the doorway and asked him for
a fork. The Chinese man obliged.

Two minutes later another rat entered and also asked for
a fork. This seemed quite unusual but again the man obliged.

A couple of minutes later another rat entered. The man
asked, "I suppose you are after a fork too?"

The rat said, "No, I need a spoon".

The Chinese man asked why and the rat replied,
"Someone came out of your restaurant and was sick in
the gutter. The other two rats got the chunky bits but
I can still get some leftovers with the spoon".

(This should qualify as the sickest joke of 2007)

Allan

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One good turn requires a decent piece of wood.

I'd have told the blighter to go & use his tongue. :rolleyes:

Allan thank goodness LOML does all the chinese cooking at home
I have to remind her though she must gag them first other wise people are going to hear them screaming

sounds like a rat's ring recipe