John and the revival meeting

John goes to a revival meeting at Munruben. The preacher asks anyone with need to come forward and be prayed over.

John gets in line and when it's his turn, the preacher asks, "John, what do you want me to pray about?"

John says, "Preacher, I want you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in John's ear and the other on top of his head and prays for a while.

After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "How's your hearing now?"

John says, "I don't know, it's not until next Wednesday."

I told you not to tell anyone,:D Good one Barry

Good one Barry.

You "court" me on that one as I had not
heard it before.
:D:2tsup::D

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.