Pud 'n Jeff

Pud and Jeff were living in Seaham and worked at the RAAF Base in Willytown.

One day they had nothing to do.

Pud said,"I wish we had something to drink".

Jeff said, "Me too. You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You want to try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Pud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels great. No hangovers! No bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings...it's Jeff.

Jeff says "Hey, Puddles how do you feel this morning?"

Pud says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Jeff says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hang over?"

Pud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangovers-nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yea, well there's just one thing......"

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No."

"Well don't, 'cos I'm in Adelaide."