Free time

Barry went to his doctor and said,
"My tongue tingles when I touch it with a
cracked walnut, wrapped in aluminium foil and
tied with alternating yellow and green cotton
thread. What is my problem?"

The doctor replied, "You have too much free time".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Allan, I don't think too much free time would be my only problem.

Personally I would have changed the colour of the cotton.:;