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This joke is told in good spirit and I consider Wheelin to be a friend and I know he has the ability and nature to laugh at himself and will not be offended by this joke.
Wheelin says
"I'm gonna roll over the next Do-Gooder who drops dirty coins into my mug of cafe latte!"
So All Do-Gooders need ter sit in High Chairs so Wheelin can't reach yer :D
The first statement true :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by munruben
:rofl:2nd statement also true Darn tootin clean ones are ok especially GOLD ones or rare expensive ones :2tsup:
:no:I hate getting my fingers all sticky or swallowing the coins (old story to that too involves a 20c piece. when I was 11 yr old)
John if you only knew todays events & FREEBIES :p lots of freebies.
Off to vote 820am AEC gooder wanted me to go in past others told him I'd wait (only had two pair of nice bums in front of me )
Freebie No1
On the way out to a Trend timbers open day.
I spotted on the side of the road fresh dumped timber logs LOML stopped and she loaded the back seat smells Camphorish. Photos will be posted.
Freebie No2
Arrived Trend timbers to be assured there was a bag of blanks sitting in Peter's car Thanks Peter sorry for forgetting the Blood Plum will drop it over.
Peter gave me more New Guinnea Rosewood, Tallowood, Pine and a few other bits. Photos will be posted
While checking out displays etc and watching a pen being turned by Bob he dropped the centre ring in amongst the saw dust 8 pairs of eyes couldn't find it I eventually spotted it.
Freebie No3
Mr Trend came around and handed out free lunch vouchers a nice bacon & egg roll cuppa trea and chat with a few turners and Adrian who's suffering gout.
Freebie No 4
While having lunch Bob came over and gave me the pen a nice slimline Coastal Banksia the one he dropped the ring said it should be mine for finding the ring he nearly stepped on it. Photo to come. It was turned on a Jet Mini VS. Thanks Bob :2tsup: Past this on to LOML for stopping for timber and taking me out even though she spent more than me.
Freebie No5
plastic pen from Trend
Got home to find Daughter home from Hospital not 100% and still no diagnosis but much improved
Son and DIL and grandson there to great us also
while heading inside went over backwards :oo::doh: in the wheelchair bouncing my skull off the pavers :C dolly wheels had been moved thank goodness I didnt do that out at Trend.:doh:
No Echnidna the bigger they are the harder the fall the taller they are the bigger the mesh when they hit the ground
Ouch I bet that hurt. pleased to hear your daughter is much better. Sounds like you had a good day
"only had two pair of nice bums in front of me"..............different world down here eh.
"while heading inside went over backwards :oo::doh: in the wheelchair bouncing my skull off the pavers" ...........I only did that once. I was being a smartarse and seeing how good I was at attacking kerbs. Thank goodness it was in the privacy of my own back yard.
Macca
Its about my 5th time 3rd in this chair damn dolly wheels were one notch to far in.Quote:
Originally Posted by macca2
Worked out that they have been that way for about 4 weeks :doh: I have been going down backwards at the front step almost daily and setting myself just as much to come bak up will have to put a ramp in. Also doing little wheelies when I get board :doh: