1) No matter who you vote for a politician always wins.:doh::doh:
2) Vote 1 Guy Fawkes.... the only man to enter parliment with honest intentions.:D:D:o
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1) No matter who you vote for a politician always wins.:doh::doh:
2) Vote 1 Guy Fawkes.... the only man to enter parliment with honest intentions.:D:D:o
Add other pearls of wisdom to the list
I don't know about that.
Their heads are full of wood, and they always turn on us once we've elected them into power.
Also like a lot of the blanks I have bought, full of promise but are impossible to get a decent turn out of them!
like during turning they shave heaps out of our pockets chip away at our income then wax us over
Sad that probably half of humanity would happily be given the chance to vote :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by dazzler
Its also sad that the other half of humanity would be happy if their vote actually counted :rolleyes:
I can not vote this time. I lost my tossing penny. :U
Politicians are like nappies - they need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
Does that mean I wont get my yacht as I was promised by the party I was going to vote for?:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sebastiaan56
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Originally Posted by munruben
There was only one yacht and I got it at 8.01 am this morning :D
Here she is .........
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Duped again! :p
:doh:Doh
A political candidate knocked hopefully on the door of a prospective supporter in the electorate and introduced himself.
Much to his surprise, the lady of the house said, "I most certainly won't vote for you."
"But," said the candidate, "you've never seen my opponent."
"No," said the lady, "but I've had a damn good look at you."
Hey Barry, that one deserved its own thread.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
Our local Cheesecake shop has a cheesecake called Parliament House.
Its full of Nuts from all over Australia.
You shouldnt blame the pollies- remember half the people who elect them are below average intelligence.