Firewoodie's joke.

"Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes, this is the Warrandyte Police Station".
"This is John from Munruben. I wish to report that
Gra from Warrandyte is hiding cocaine inside his firewood".
"Thank you very much - we will investigate".

Police search Gra's woodheap and cut every block
of wood but find no cocaine. They curse John
from Munruben and return to the station.

The phone rings at Gra's house.
"Hey, did the cops come?"
"Yeah".
"Did they cut up all the wood?"
"Yeah".
"Happy birthday maaaaaaate".

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.