Lions

Allan from Wallan visited the zoo. He was standing in front of the lion enclosure listening to the keeper's talk on lion behaviour. "Did you know that a male lion can mate up to 15 times a night?"
"Bugger" said Allan. "What's the matter?" enquired the keeper.
Allan "I just joined Rotary"

Allan not from Wallan

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Originally Posted by Elbow

Allan from Wallan visited the zoo. He was standing in front of the lion enclosure listening to the keeper's talk on lion behaviour. "Did you know that a male lion can mate up to 15 times a night?"
"Bugger" said Allan. "What's the matter?" enquired the keeper.
Allan "I just joined Rotary"

Allan not from Wallan

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Good to hear from you again Allan.
As a matter of interest I was in Rotary for
10 years (ex. President at Thomastown).

Allan at Wallan.

Regarding relative mateing frequences of Lions (and Rotarians) I can speak from experience, having been a Rotarian and currently a Lion and president of clubs in both organizations, that the figure quoted is an exaggeration.

I can state with certainty, that 10 is the absolute limit for members (male) of either organization.

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Originally Posted by Barry Hicks

Regarding relative mateing frequences of Lions (and Rotarians) I can speak from experience, having been a Rotarian and currently a Lion and president of clubs in both organizations, that the figure quoted is an exaggeration.

I can state with certainty, that 10 is the absolute limit for members (male) of either organization.

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Beats my record by nine.:2tsup:

Allan

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