Sick of High Paid Teachers!
AREN'T YOU ALL SICK OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS??
Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine
or ten months a year! It's time we put things in perspective and pay
them for what they do... baby-sit!
We can get that for less than minimum wage. That is right. I would
give them $3.00 dollars an hour and only the hours they worked, not
any of that silly planning time.
That would be $16.50 a day (8:45 AM to 3:00 PM with 45 min. off for lunch).
Each parent should pay $16.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit
their children.
Now, how many do they teach in a day... maybe 30? So that's 16.5 X
30 = $495.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year!
I am not going to pay them for any vacations.
Let's see . . . that's $495 x 180 = $89,100 per year.
(Hold on! My calculator must need batteries!)
What about those special teachers and the ones with master's
degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair, round
it off to $7.00 an hour. That would be $7 times 5-1/2 hours times 30
children times 180 days =$207,900.00 per year.
Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!
There sure is, duh!
Make a teacher smile; send this to someone who appreciates teachers!
(Average teacher salary $54,000/180 days = $300per day/30 students =
$10.00/6.5 hours = $1.54 per hour per student.) Very inexpensive
babysitter and they even educate your kids! Crazy! :D