God talks to Adam

God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?" "Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me." "Hmmmm", God says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." "Oh," says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"

:U
Very clever!
But I fear that you may face the wrath of our 'sister from the dark side' now. :wink:

For the rib you can have
a life of loving,sharing and caring
a life of sorrow and pain & shame

or if marinated a good feed:D