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This is for "Gra" - haven't heard of him in a while.
"Gra" came to our woodworking club and asked if
someone could make him a box 20 metres long and
40 cms wide and high.
When asked why he would want such an item he
replied, "My neighbour moved away and forgot his
garden hose which I want to post to him".
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
how is that funny?:?
They don't have to be funny for Allan to post it as a joke.
It doesn't even have to be a joke, for Alan to post it as a joke. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry_White
Wouldn't it be 40 mm high to fit a garden hose.
Alan
You definetly have it, we re not sure what it is yet but you have it.:D:D
The standard is always there.:2tsup::2tsup::D:D
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Originally Posted by Calm
Yep you can't get much lower otherwise all his jokes would be from the gutter and end up in the Orange room
I got excited for a moment there....
See, I have this box that I'm trying to get rid of. It's 20m wide, 40 cm high, and 40 cm long.
When I saw the original post, I thought for a second that I'd found it a home, but when I read carefully, it's too wide, and not long enough:(
I dont understand.
I put an absolutely hilarious joke on here
and get no responses ....:?
but when I put on a stupid one and I get seven
responses.:o
Oh well, it proves that some people are
reading the Jokes Forum.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
What! You want me to make them funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by martrix
as well as humorous.:2tsup:
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Alan whoever said that was prerequsiteQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
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When was that?:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Cheers
Barry
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.