The Picture on the Night Stand

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of a man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he enquired nervously. "No silly," she replied snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured. "No, no,no!!" she said.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."