Lobster story

John went into a cafe in Munruben and asked
for their "Lobster Special" but when it arrived
it was missing one claw.

The waiter was asked why and he replied,
"I expect the lobster lost it in a fight".

John replied, "Well could I have the winner please".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Reminds me of the time I went into a restaurant and asked the head waiter if they served lobster and he said "sit down sir, we serve anyone":)