Alan's M.I.L.

Beware beware!

John's arm and wrist must be getting better
... did you see the stack of jokes he just placed.:2tsup:

I will offer just a short one.

My mother-in-law has a split personality
... and I think I hate both of them.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

I'd vote for quality...instead of quatity.:)

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

....My mother-in-law has a split personality
... and I think I hate both of them......

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If she hears you saying things like that, she'll gang up on you. :D

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Originally Posted by chrisb691

I'd vote for quality...instead of quatity.:)

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Yeah but its great if you have both eh?:D

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

If she hears you saying things like that, she'll gang up on you. :D

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Unfortunately she departed to the upstairs department
a few years ago after a lengthy illness.

Nevertheless she enjoyed my warped sense of humour
and I feel sure she would still approve of me telling
M.I.L. jokes. Coincidentally I used to call her MIL
which used to double for Mother-in-Law and her real
name Millicent.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.